Samuel here.
So those of you who read last week's article to the end will already know that I'm not uploading a post this week. Sorry! Once the blog is a bit more established, I'll have a storehouse of articles so that I can always have something to upload (that's part of how I'm going to spend Reading Week), but with the blog as new as it is, it's still the best I can do to write a post 3-4 days in advance. I promise to make up for this next week, when I talk about [SPOILER ALERT] 1) why bitter old ladies shouldn't write blanket condemnations of romantic love (seems like a bit of a no-brainer, but apparently someone needs to hear it) and 2) why people who can recognize a picture of Snooki but not of Ayaan Hirsi Ali aren't necessarily terrible humans.
But, for now, I'd better go do some physics. Stay tuned!
Cue hordes of screaming fans. "SAMUEL", they will scream. "SAMUEL, PLEASE POST SOMETHING!"
ReplyDeleteMy brows will furrow as I adopt a stern but understanding expression. "Please" I will calmly state, the steely glint of self-control in my eye, "ladies and gentlemen, please!" I do not discriminate based on gender. "Please let me alone!"
"BUT SAMUEL! SAMUEL! WE NEED YOUR BLOG! WE NEED IT SO MUCH OR ELSE WE ARE SAD!"
"Everyone, you must understand." I firmly place my hand flat, palm-first, on a table. The camera draws closer to my face.
"I'm doing *physics*".
I am excite.
ReplyDeletePhilippe here.
ReplyDeleteThanks for posting the name Ayaan Hirsi Ali, a quick Google search of it reveals some interesting stuff.
/sadface
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